Microsoft, worst customer support ever
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008Maybe it shouldn’t even be called customer support at Microsoft.
More like spend 2 hours of your life getting no help. No help whatsoever.
I recently purchased an XBOX 360 Elite (you know, the expensive model), and I went to redeem an XBOX Live subscription card I had lying around. I got an error when doing so.
Oh wait, I should start with my first problem signing up for XBOX Live. I got an error each time I tried to sign up with the name JIconoclast, despite it not being in use. This happened at the very end of the sign-up process, which takes some time to do.
So, after realizing that xbox.com/support was no help at all, I finally decided to call Microsoft. My first call ended after 40 minute with the rep telling me to try again later. Try again later?
How is that support? So, you know what, I tried again today. I’m a generous man.
And the same error happened.
Eventually after 35 minutes, I just decided to make a new gamertag. The rep tried to tell me that sometimes gamertags get “corrupted.” How fucking stupid do you think I am?
Just tell you me you are in way over your head. Just tell me that Microsoft doesn’t provide good training. Just tell me that Microsoft doesn’t care about its customers.
After that, I was unable to redeem my 12 month XBOX Live subscription card. It is worth $50, and it doesn’t work. Thanks Microsoft.
My problem was escalated to the highest level. Lunka (who has no superior, she claims) told me that the Live subscription card had not been redeemed. So, it should work.
But I tried at xbox.com and on my 360 to get it to work. I received an error both times.
What was Microsoft’s solution to the problem? Was it to send me a new XBOX Live card? Was it to credit my account with 12 months of a Live gold membership (the simple thing to do)?
No, it was to tell me to send in proof of purchase and my Live subscription card. Then Microsoft would mail me another card (that may not work either). Here is the problem. I received the card as a gift awhile ago.
Where am I going to get this magic receipt from? It’s not like I’m asking for a cash reimbursement (which is a justifiable reason to ask for a receipt). I just want 12 months of XBOX Live Gold.
Microsoft is unable to deliver that to me. Despite the fact that Microsoft’s highest-level rep tells me that the card had not been redeemed and should work. Why is this my fault?
Why am I being ask to find a proof of purchase for this? Why isn’t Microsoft providing me with good, honest customer support?
Microsoft has continually been the worst customer support that I have ever experienced. They are unhelpful, slow moving and very bureaucratic.
Maybe I should just return my XBOX 360 and get a PS3 (I already have the block-rocking Wii). I should mention that I’m on my 3rd original XBOX, because XBOXes are made of paper, duct tape and dreams.
Unbelievable.


