Because TwentySomethingJournalist.com just launched.
You know what the worst kind of journalist is? A twenty-something journalist.
You know what kind of journalist doesn’t respect the newspaperman myth? A twenty-something journalist.
You know what kind of journalist doesn’t respect the Paper God? A twenty-something journalist.
You know what kind of journalist is ruining journalism? A twenty-something journalist.
What will the kids these days think of next? A site dedicated to finding innovative ways of modernizing journalism? God Lord.